E’ arrivata oggi! E la laurea scritta a mano su pergamena è ufficialmente una figata… Sembra quasi una cosa seria… 
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Nuova casa, nuova università… NUOVO LOGO … Mi sono giusto un attimo ispirato alla copertina di un film, tra l’altro anche abbastanza sconosciuto… A dire la verità ho solo cambiato la scritta…! Tanto non lo nota nessuno, al massimo mi vengono a prendere quelli dell’FBI, ma tanto non sanno il mio indirizzo…
Comunque, basta cazzate! Oggi primi due corsi nuovi, dopo mesi (6) di fancazzismo (assoluto), inglesismo e sciallismo allo stato puro… Il primo, Sistemi Informativi per l’Impresa, tenuto dal tipico lombardo DOC, tal G B, che conosce l’inglese come io conosco la ricetta del piatto tipico dell’Uzbekistan… Chi non ha mai sentito parlare di sörvör (server ndT) o di Bischnesch Intelligensch?! Corso però interessante che servirà anche per sostenere un esame del secondo semestre… Il secondo, Sistemi Organizzativi, è quello che abbiamo come debito, quindi dobbiamo farlo per forza ma non fa media… Il prof. è O B ed è un filosofo + psicologo, e la domanda sorge spontanea: e cosa ci fai al Politecnico?!? … Ma vabbè, questo s’ha da fare per forza…
Per il resto tutto bene, oggi prima spesa e domani giornata leggera!
Ci si sente…
ZazzA
PS: Per la cronaca… “The Milan Job” non ha la stessa pretesa di “The Italian Job” (quello che tenevamo in Inghilterra) di dare un resoconto giornaliero, visto che sono a 35km da casa e non 2000km come qualche mese fa 
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Trasferimento nella nuova casa, pronti a reiniziare una nuova università… E’ tutto così strano! Come on!
ZazzA
Commenti RSS TrackbackDa quanto che non sentivo questa canzone… *_*
Black out eccomi qua
sembra impossibile sentirti e nn averti
perchè la verità
è insostenibile trovarsi e perdersi
evidentemente mi fa male
soprattutto quando fuori piove
l’acqua si diffonde
soffocando tutte le certezze
comunque vada preferisco la mia strada
perchè per me una luce resta sempre accesa
distruggo tutto quel che sei
via dagli occhi via dal mio cuore
via dalla testa perchè mi fa male
però senza di te
la mia anima vomita
il cuore si sgretola
sei la passione la tentazione
l’ossigeno sporco che fa soffocare
però senza di te
sono un corpo che sgomita
perdo lucidità
Dov’è la verità
raggiunto il limite paranoica vuoi schiacciarmi
forse l’eternità
è inconcepibile se nn credi nei tuoi istinti
evidentemente nn è uguale
nn esiste sempre un nuovo sole
cerco inutilmente
tra le stelle quella che è più grande
fa così male nn trovare una ragione
perchè per me è come un fuoco dentro che mi esplode
bruciando tutto quel che sei
via dagli occhi via dal mio cuore
però senza di te
la mia anima vomita
il cuore si sgretola
sei la passione la tentazione
l’ossigeno sporco che fa soffocare
però senza di te
sono un corpo che sgomita
perdo lucidità.
Black out il buio è già qua
sembra impossibile
quanto è facile sparire
evidentemente nn fa male
o soltanto nn esiste il cuore
perchè per te trovi sempre qualche soluzione
scappando da quello che fai……..
Commenti RSS TrackbackPosto questo articolo molto nerd che però mi ha fatto morire dal ridere, pensando a quanto sono idioti i pc-users nella stragrande maggioranza delle pellicole hollywoodiane…
/************************************/
/* Guidelines to development
/* on the
/* HOLLYWOOD OPERATING SYSTEM
/************************************/
1. Any PERMISSION DENIED has an OVERRIDE function.
2. Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be
accomplished in under three seconds. In the movies, modems transmit
data at two gigabytes per second.
3. When the power plant/missile site/whatever overheats, all the
control panels will explode, as will the entire building.
4. If you display a file on the screen and someone deletes the file,
it also disappears from the screen. There are no ways to copy a
backup file — and there are no undelete utilities.
Corollary: Deleting a file instantly removes all copies of said file from
disks, memory, frame buffers and caches across all computers in the universe.
5. If a disk has got encrypted files, you are automatically asked for
a password when you try to access it.
6. No matter what kind of computer disk it is, it’ll be readable by
any system you put it into. All application software is usable by all
computer platforms.
7. The more high-tech the equipment, the more buttons it has. However,
everyone must have been highly trained, because the buttons aren’t labeled.
8. Most computers, no matter how small, have reality-defying three-dimensional,
real-time, photo-realistic animated graphics capability.
9. Laptops, for some strange reason, always seem to have amazing real-time
video phone capabilities and the performance of a CRAY.
10. Whenever a character looks at a terminal, the image is so bright that it
projects itself onto his/her face.
11. Computers never crash during key, high-intensity activities. Humans
operating computers never make mistakes under stress.
12. (From Independence Day) No matter what kind of virus it is, any computer
can be infected with it — even an alien spaceship’s computer — simply by
running a virus upload program on a laptop.
13. (From Jurassic Park) A custom system with millions of lines of code
controlling a multimillion dollar theme park can be operated by a 13 year
old who has seen a Unix system before. Seeing an operating system means you
know how to run any application on that system, even custom apps.
Note: What OS was it really running?
(1) “These are super computers”. A CrayOS?
(2) “Quicktime movie, Apple logo, trash can.” MacOS?
(3) “Reboot. System ready. C:\” DOS?
(4) “Hey, this is Unix. I know this” Unix?
The computers in Jurassic Park were Cray supercomputers running the MacOS
as a graphical shell of DOS all layered on top of a Unix base.
14. You cannot stop a destructive program or virus by unplugging the computer.
Presumably the virus has it’s own built-in power supply.
15. You cannot stop a destructive program downloading onto your system by
unplugging the phone line. You must figure out the mandatory “back door”
all evil virus programmers put in.
16. Computers only crash if a virus or a hacker is involved.
17. All text must be at least 72 point.
18. Word processors do not have an insert point.
19. The only way to reboot is to shut off the main power to the building.
20. Passwords can be guessed in three and exactly three tries. If you cannot
guess the password in three tries, you must give up immediately.
21. Any task or program can be executed by simply pressing Enter, no matter
which program or window is in the foreground.
22. All scanners, video cameras and digital cameras have a resolution of
approximately 500 megapixels. Any image can be infinitely magnified with
no pixelization.
23. Security will not improve over time. Nonaffialiated personnel can take
over a space ship without needing an account or access control.
Corollary: Anyone can override access control lists in the future.
24. All hackers wear black T-shirts or Hawaiian shirts.
25. Incoming messages are displayed letter by letter. Email over the Internet
works like telegraphs.
26. Microsoft Windows doesn’t exist. Macintosh has a 75% market share.
27. GUI operations, such as image selection and manipulation, can be handled
easily and quickly via the keyboard.
Commenti RSS TrackbackOk, anche a me la saga di Star Wars fa impazzire… Ma questo tizio ha proprio dato fuori di matto!
E QUA la galleria completa delle immagine del plastico… Veramente spettacolare!
ZazzA
Commenti RSS TrackbackFaccio come Syymza che periodicamente fa i post nostalgia.
Sono l’unico che si ricorda (vagamente) questo TF, trasmesso da Italia? Ditemi di no
(titolo originale “The Greatest American Hero”, da noi era “Ralph Super Maxi Eroe”)
Mio padre mi faceva giocare tenendomi con la pancia sulle ginocchia, e agitandole mi faceva “volare” in modo sconnesso come il protagonista…forse è per questi traumi infantili che me lo ricordo
Stay tuned, more to come.
Commenti RSS TrackbackSite Surfing. Di click in click. Non ricordo come ci sono arrivato e non ho voglia di guardare la history.
http://www.vhemt.org/iaboutvhemt.htm
Non capisco se si tratta di uno scherzo, ma questi individui propongono la totale estinzione umana per mezzo della non procreazione.
Ogni volta che qualcuno decide di non generare altri umani da aggiungere ai miliardi brulicanti che già si accalcano su questo pianeta devastato, un nuovo raggio di speranza attenua le tenebre.
Incoraggiante.
Ciò detto, io sono dell’idea che 2 figli per coppia (tali da mantenere la popolazione stabile) sarebbe un buon compromesso. In zone sovrappopolate, un figlio a coppia.
Poi arriva la famiglia di ZazzA e sconvolge i piani
Stay tuned, more to come.
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Lo Yankee Stadium ha visto questa notte l’ultima partita della sua storia… Inaugurato con un fuori campo di Babe “Bambino” Ruth e salutato con una vittoria per 7 a 3 contro gli Orioles… Chiude un pezzo di storia dello sport mondiale per lasciare il posto ad uno stadio identico, ma decisamente più moderno esattamente di fianco al vecchio… Il business non bada alla storia… Vi lascio con un articolo apparso su MLB.com, è in inglese ma facilmente capibile:
NEW YORK — They will never forget the date, Sept. 21, 2008, when Yankee Stadium became “old Yankee Stadium.”They will never forget the time the Yankees opened the gates seven hours before first pitch and let fans walk around the field.They will never forget a 7-3 Yankees victory over the Orioles, a stadium retired on a five-game winning streak.
They will never forget the time when the whole Yankees team did a lap around the field, waving their caps at fans who didn’t want it to end.
They will never forget Derek Jeter’s speech — one last memorable speech in a line of famous speeches at old Yankee Stadium.
“For us out here, it’s a huge honor to put this uniform on and come out every day to play,” Jeter told them after it was all over. “We have the greatest fans in the world. We’re relying on you to take the memories from this stadium, take them to the new stadium, and pass them on from generation to generation.”
They will never forget the time when Willie Randolph ran out to second base in the pregame ceremony and slid into the bag as if to steal it.
They will never forget the time when Jose Molina hit one deep to left, 60 years after a dying Babe Ruth told fans in a farewell address: “I’m very proud to have hit the first home run in Yankee Stadium. God knows who’ll hit the last one.”
They will never forget when Yogi Berra went out to his old catcher’s position wearing cream-white flannel pinstripes with No. 8 on the back.
They will never forget the night camera flashes went off for hours on end like glittering stars, well past midnight.
They will never forget the time Bobby Murcer’s family went out to center field in honor of their late Yankee great.
They will never forget the most perfect weather anyone could order for the last official day of summer and a night that dreams are made of.
They will never forget the time Bernie Williams came home for one last appearance in center.
They will never forget the time they sang “Y-M-C-A” together after the sixth inning.
They will never forget the time a sign out front said, “Thanks for the memories.”
Abby Rosario, a season-ticket holder who brought along fellow Long Island middle school teacher Tracy Meissner for the whole day, said, “That’s the sign that usually tells you about the next game. I teared up a little bit.”
They will never forget the time countless collector’s outside offered $20 to buy your used ticket stub.
They will never forget the time Ronan Tynan sang one last tenor version of “God Bless America” during the seventh-inning stretch.
They will never forget the time starting pitcher Andy Pettitte fanned his first batter and it then announced his “2,000th strikeout” on the DiamondVision scoreboard.
They will never forget when you could pose for pictures up against the “408 feet” marking on the ball-pocked blue wall in straightaway center field.
They will never forget one last walk through Monument Park, and the big blue No. 3 flower arrangement positioned in front of Ruth’s plaque.
They will never forget how perfect strangers shared their favorite Yankee Stadium memories with each other.
“We were here for ‘96, and it was the loudest ever,” said Greg Packer of Huntington, N.Y., getting to know another fan who had “MATTINGLY” on the back of his jersey. “Charlie Hayes caught the last out, and I remember there was a Yankees fan on one of side of me and a cop on the other, and we were all celebrating. Then Wade Boggs rode around on the horse.”
They will never forget the time symbolic actors dressed in old-time uniforms ran out onto the field to simulate the 1923 lineup and other late greats who followed. They will never forget how the one guy looked so much like Casey Stengel it was scary.
They will never forget the anticipation and how the day was finally here after months and years of wondering what it would be like. Julius Horowitz of New York’s Westchester County felt that way. He is 94 and was at the 1923 opener, and his family brought him here.
“I can’t explain to you how I feel — just wonderful,” Horowitz said before the game, walking around the warning track with fans and surrounded by TV cameras. “I’ve never been down here before. I remember when Babe Ruth hit a homer. And I’m never gonna forget this day.”
They will never forget seeing the Bronx Bombers one last time on a baseball field where 26 seasons culminated in World Series championships.
“This is the most exciting day ever, aside from having my daughters,” said Lorraine O’Rourke of Rochelle Park, N.J., much to the chuckling dismay of her two daughters standing beside her. “I got to touch [Mike] Mussina. I asked, ‘Would you mind if I touch you,’ and he said, ‘OK.’ I might never wash my hand.”
They will never forget the last time Mariano Rivera ran out from the bullpen to the mound for a ninth inning while “Enter Sandman” played.
They will never forget the time when a giant 1922 American League pennant was unveiled beyond center field.
They will never forget when Jeter was removed from the game with two out in the top of the ninth, replaced at shortstop by Wilson Betemit so that fans could shower him with chants of “DEREK JETER! DEREK JETER” and give him a curtain call.
They will never forget when Cody Ransom made the last putout in history at this ballpark, a simple 3-unassisted on Brian Roberts’ grounder.
They will never forget hearing Frank Sinatra’s “New York, New York” one last time, then one more time, then one more time, and so on and on.
They will never forget seeing the emotion flowing on the faces of each other. Bryan Hoch, the Yankees beat writer for MLB.com, said of his most memorable moment: “For me, personally, it was walking the warning track before the game and seeing the looks on people’s faces, like they were visiting hallowed ground. Tears streaming down their eyes. A sunny, hot September afternoon, looking at the new stadium from the warning track in right field.”
They will never forget when Joba Chamberlain went back out onto the mound one last time after that team victory lap, slapping the pitcher’s rubber twice and then waving to the area where his father was sitting.
They will never forget the time they stayed around past midnight, not wanting to leave, snapping pictures of everything that caught their eyes on the way out, so satisfied and so spent and so emotional.
They will never forget Sept. 21-22, 2008, when Yankee Stadium became old Yankee Stadium.
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